Herpes and hemorrhoids
these are the things, you remind me of 
yoodley-yoodley-yoodley-hi-hoo
you're a pest you're a pineapple in my yoohoo
really really really don't wanna talk to you 
i can not take anymore

getting no response to my sarcastic comments
talking 'bout PMS and my lesbian lover
sorry gotta go you see, my house is on fire
i can not take anymore

annoying
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-nnoying 
y-y-y-you're so annoying 
F U C K O double F 
You're so anoying 
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-nnoying 
is this a piece of your brain 
I can not take anymore 

Listen, listen sucker
I'd rather hang 
with woodie-woodpecker 
badaboom badabam badaboomboom POW!!
don't need to hear about your stamp collection right now
gotta make a run for it 
where's the nearest window 
I cannot take anymore 

Annoying
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-nnoying 
y-y-y-you're so annoying 
F U C K Odouble F 
You're so annoying 
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-nnoying 
is this a piece of your brain 
I can not take any more 
(I'm telling you for the last time
punch you with a hitline) 
wha-wha-wha-what an imbecile
did you think you were getting this 
you're so annoying 
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-nnoying 
I'm telling you now for the last time 

you better talk to the hand boy 
ha,ha so what you gonna do about it
yeah yeah yeah yeah 
I'm gonna make you wish that you were gay 
(needy boy, needy boy) 
this is my sweet escape
(creepy guy, creepy guy) 
I better get me get me outta here
I can not take anymore 

F U C K O double F 
You're so annoying 
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-nnoying 
is this a piece of your brain 
I can not take anymore 
annoying
y-y-y-y-you're so annoying
wha-wha-wha-what an imbecile
did you think you were getting this 
you're so annoying 
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-nnoying 
I'm telling you now for the last time